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Post by Palena on Feb 6, 2010 12:06:13 GMT -5
1/16/10 Session:
Jenling: "You'd be surprised at how fast a dwarf can move."
Drunken Stumbling: "Move action. You move twice your speed and take a -10 penalty to defenses. At the end of your move, you roll a d20 and if it's lower than 10, you fall prone."
Gersh (to Neal): " He makes a great swinging arc and attacks both Aleiks and you. Or really, he attacks Aleiks and misses you. *rolls die* Or… I suppose he could miss both of you."
Gersh: "Gato, you are covered in ectoplasm. Don't cross the stream."
Zach: "I'm a one-turn kinda guy." Neal: "That's what she said." Zach: "Really? That's what she said?"
Zach: "Jemma has turned your boyfriend into a tool." Rachael: "That's okay. It's not like Makaria hasn't done that already." Neal: "Yeah, but I like it better when you do it."
Gersh:" Rupert, you have two near-death enemies. Choose your favorite and then insert your sword into his rectum."
Jenling: "Why don't we have Aleiks do a sneaky reconnaissance of the tunnel?" Zach: "And get washed out?" Rachael: *starts singing* Neal: He's the itsy bitsy spider!
Jenling: "I think we should take the tunnel! It's sneaky and we're never sneaky! They wouldn't expect it! Rachael: "She does have a point."
Jenling: "I have a convoluted mind. The spiral staircase pleases me."
Gersh: "Okay, this is a balcony. Everyone with me now?" Party: "Yeah." Gato: "What's a balcony?" Gersh: *mock-punches Gato*
Gersh: "He's gonna whip the frog." Zach: "Is that like spanking the monkey?"
Gersh: "Okay, it's the lasher's turn." Zach: "He's prone and dazed." Gersh: "Okay… The lasher stands up and contemplates life."
Jenling: "I have a 22 Charisma. I can omni-directionally vamp."
Jenling: "I shift away from the fuzzy."
Rachael: "I think I'm gonna hold onto that net for later." Neal: "You can restrain me whenever you like." Rachael: "Yeah, but it's not gonna be save ends."
Jenling: "I'M NOT BLIND!!!! I see him! And he's still hot!"
Neal: "I question your heritage!" Gersh: "Says the half-elf." Neal: Touche
Neal: "You know that I think that I know that I'm not a prince."
Gato: "I didn't swallow but it's in my mouth-" Rachael: "That’s what she said."
Neal: "The paladin just made a point of order!"
Gersh: "This room is divided into two sections: To the south… Wait, that's not south…"
Gato: "There's a fine line between loathing and…" Gersh: "Fucking?"
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Post by Palena on Mar 26, 2010 19:40:42 GMT -5
2/6/10 Session:
Zach: "Why the hell is Kalad swimming across the- Oh, that's just my memory."
Zade: "I never trust a dwarf without a Scottish accent."
Zade: "I agree with Makaria, it's a little ostentatious." Jenling: "But if we make a big fuss, we might get in to see Durkik quicker." Zade: "You're right, this place is filthy!"
Gersh: "This guy has the best ability ever. It's called 'Murder is a Team Sport'."
Jenling: "Jemma's going to roll an insight check." Gersh: "To…?" Jenling: *rolls low* "To her navel, apparently."
Jenling: "I'm going to jump over to the guy that's in awful shape." Gersh: "Well, he's not in THAT awful of shape." Zach: "He's vulnerable 5 all." Gersh: "… He's in awful shape."
Jenling: "It's not paranoia if they're really out to kill you."
Neal: "8d6 + 10 damage." Gersh: "He has 9 hit points." Neal: "I don't care. That's 45 damage."
Gersh (to Rachael): "Make a bluffidate check."
Jenling: "I have a feeling that even before he was a doppleganger, he was an ass."
Rachael: "If I'm carrying a cleric, do I get a bonus to my Religion check?"
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Post by Palena on Mar 26, 2010 19:41:58 GMT -5
2/21/10 Session:
Zach (using ghostsound): Your wife was great last night!
Rachael: Rupert, I'm not paying your medical bills! Gersh: Yes you are! You're the healer!
Neal: I'm not sure D&D has rules for biological warfare.
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Post by Palena on Jul 10, 2010 1:31:22 GMT -5
4/10/10
Jen: I can't remember my parentage. Neither of me can.
Rachael: Rupert looks at the face of Moradin and says "I'm with her." Gersh: The face of Moradin says "Hmmm..." and make me a diplomacy check. Rachael: Rupert crits. So that's a 33. Gersh: Damnit, I was hoping you would fail because I had something great to say.
Gersh: Having a Sean Connery accent gives you a +2 circumstance bonus.
Face of Moradin: I'm not convinced. Zach: Really? Because I lied very convincingly.
Rachael (to Jen): You be the good cop and I'll be the bad cop. Zach: Wait, what?
Jen: How do you know when you've found it? Gersh: It's a big book and it makes you feel tingly. Jen: I have big books. Gersh: Well... Do they make you feel tingly? Jen: Well... Sometimes, late at night...
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Post by Palena on Sept 23, 2010 23:52:22 GMT -5
7/10/10
Gersh: Two characters... Jen: Both alike in dignity?
Zach: Kylar says "GET OFF MY LAWN!"
Gersh: God damnit, Neal! Stop rolling 9s on a d8!
Rachael: Well if you touch yourself while you're standing next to me...
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Plake: General Zithirun? That sort of sounds like Zithromax... Do they call him Lord Z-pack?
Rachael: I guess that since you're killing people and helping out, I'll heal you. Zach: Remind me to thank you properly later. Rachael: Well, then... Jen: Gemma flips you off. Rachael: Who's the healer, bitch?
Jen: I push him into the fire 4 squares after he dies. Zach: Vorandil says "Nice!" Rachael: Makaria flips you off. Jen: Who's the striker, bitch?
Zach: 31 Rachael: 27 Jen: 26 Zade: 42 Gersh: *pauses in writing* Zade: What? It's the answer to everything, right?
Zade: Any rule that hinders me is lame.
Plake on assassins' shrouds: We're cookin', we're cookin', we're cookin'.... and now we're servin'.
Plake: She's bloodied but for Kord's sake those are still breasts!
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9/5/10
Jen: Minor action: Mage hand, I get myself some turkey.
Angela: Gemma? Jen: What? You get two names and I don't?
Angela: Alora rolls her eyes, but you can't see it because she has no pupils.
Angela: The Underdark is not a nice place. Jen: Neither is the Over... Light... whatever it is.
Gersh: Nothing funny. Jen: That's okay, I have absolutely no sense of humor. *pause* Jen: *grins*
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Post by Palena on Oct 30, 2010 19:53:32 GMT -5
Angela (to Rachael): Your assassins on leashes are looking at you.
Zach (to Angela): I don't know about you, but I hate being left in the dark. Neal: You're telling this to a drow.
Neal: This will only end in tears.
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Post by Palena on Mar 2, 2011 21:04:20 GMT -5
Neal: So were you guys... close? Rachael: Define close. Neal: I need more ale.
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Zach: Spank him in the face.
Jen: Sorry, but you're goign to have to rebuild your zoo. Rachael: And you'll probably want a new tower while you're at it.
Gersh: please put your short sword back in your sheath.
Plake: Jesus has nothing to do with this! Neal: Says the Catholic to the Jew.
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2/12/11
Plake: You can tell these are adult dragons. Why? Because his testicles are roughly the size of my cranium.
Gersh: They're not showered. Plake: They're clean, but aren't wearing cologne.
Zach: And the female dragon says: "Domestic Abuse!"
Gersh: Give me one reason why he wouldn't just shake you off. Zach: He's dominated. Gersh: Oh... THAT guy!
Gersh: So your reflex is pretty good, right? Zach: Yep. Gersh: 29 vs your Fortitude.
Gersh: He raises his ocular ridge in your general direction.
Gersh: You conjured a planar gateway. Jen: Yes. It just stands there for now. There's an opportunity action. I'll let you know. Gersh: Okay... Jen: I missed with my succubus. Is it his turn yet? Gersh: Yes, it's his turn. Jen: Oh look! He started his turn adjacent to a planar gateway!
Gersh: What are you doing to my dragons?!
Plake: *looks at female dragon; points to male dragon* You know, even with his ass hanging out, he did better than you.
Plake: So much for your canopy keeping the light of MY god out.
Neal: By the way, the dragon is subject to my divine sanction until yes.
Plake: Healing word, healing word... Oh, that's a minor! Gersh: Then don't serve them beer.
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Post by Palena on Mar 8, 2011 9:33:22 GMT -5
I was sifting through old e-mails and found old, old, old quotes from the very first session of Scales, courtesy of Gato:
Rachael: I am leaving.
Neal: We really need to get a new guest to play [Jelissa] because it's freaking me out. Angela: It's either Gersh or Nick.
Jenling: You can tell this room is evil because it's symmetrical.
Neal: She's not piggy back. Gato: Fine. She's riding you side-saddle.
Neal: To Jelissa: Get off! Jenling: That's what she's trying to do!
Neal: *Clank Clank Clank*
Re: The columns Rachael: They don't block line of sight, don't provide cover, you can step in their square...so they're really only good for pole dancing.
Jenling: I'm good...I'm sweet! Gato: You're Welsh!
Nick: But he's so cute and cuddly!
Nick: He kicks you in the groin. Neal: *Clang* Jenling: He has a metal codpiece.
Jenling: I want a horde of little hobgoblin minions that I rule by fear.
Neal: *Runs Hobgoblin through* Gato: *glare* Kill stealer.
Neal: I killed him. I'm sitting in his chair.
Angela: You know, he surrendered. You shouldn't have killed him. Neal/Rachael: So?
Jalissa: Rupert! That's the boy! Please, rescue him for me! Gato: Yes, Rupert! Please, rescue him for me! Neal: *dirty look* Rachael: *Leaves to avoid laughter*
Angela: What kind of check does it take to undo a rope? Gato: Thievery? Dungeoneering? Dagger?
Gersh: The challenge here is to protect the civilians...which are currently your front line defense.
Angela: The zombie still takes half damage. Gersh: That might destroy him. Angela: It's radiant. Gersh: That WILL destroy him.
Jenling: Mine is annoying. Yours is assault and battery.
Neal: Blind people to the back of the bus.
Jenling: Okay. Update of the rules: Don't step on the pretty, colored tiles.
Jenling: Andy, Update of the rules: Don't step in the glowing water.
Jenling: She's lagging, so I think we're okay. Gato: Must be a dial-up connection.
Jenling: Is the gnome a named character that has to die?
Neal: I get to play?
Gersh: The skeleton boned his attack.
Gersh: It has the ability to do that. It has legs. Rachael: You should cut OFF his legs.
Neal: Jalissa's fine. She's asleep.
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Post by gatocello on Jun 11, 2011 16:52:41 GMT -5
6/11/11 Session Jenling: "We're dead! We're flipping dead. I'm going to raise the bastard and kill him again!" ~ Neal: "I like this view!" Gersh/Rachael: "She's wearing pants!" Gersh: "Slap Rupert with your tail." Rachael: "She will. She took the feat!" Jenling: "Just because you took the feat doesn't mean you can justify using it for mild bondage..." ~ Gersh: "The warrior goes first and he thinks he's super cool." Zach: "He's wrong." ~ Neal: "Oh yeah, attack the big people...that's smart." Gersh: "He's not the smartest knife in the drawer." ~ Gersh: "And [enemy] will attack you...a 26." Jenling: "Staff of Defense. Misses." Gersh: "Aww..." Jenling: "What were you expecting?! 'Oh, yeah. Please, hit me!'" Rachael: "Well, yes." ~ Neal: [referring to tokens that say 'Minion']: I think these are minions! ~ Jenling: "Neal, smack him!" Neal: "I will just as soon as I figure out what this thing DOES!" ~ Gersh: "Why is it a -3?" Neal: "Because it SAYS -3!" Gersh: "That's weird. It's normally -2." Neal: "Oh, nevermind. It IS -2." ~ Rachael: "Does anybody need healing." Gersh: "I haven't HIT anybody yet!" Rachael: "Oh look! All of my allies are within five of me." Gersh: "I always get worried when the leader says that." ~ Jenling: "Oh no! He just teleported into a square adjacent to the planar gateway." ~ Jenling: "Hey, YOU were the one who teleported him into a square adjacent to a planar gateway!" Gersh: "Hey! It was a good move!" Gato: "For whom, Jemma?!" ~ Rachael: "The things I do for my party..." Jenling: "OH COME ON...I GOT YOU OUT OF A FLANK!" ~ Neal: "I love it when she displays her weapon." Gersh: "I love it when she displays YOUR weapon!" ~ Jenling: "One hit and I'm bloodied." *out of nowhere* "Makaria...I'm sorry!" ~ Rachael: Re: giving healz to Jemma. "You'd better be on your knees BEGGING." ~ Rachael: "I look over at Sally and sigh in anguish..." Jenling: "You'd have done the same to me...you don't like me that much." Rachael: "Okay, she has a point." ~ Gersh: "And the Githyanki and Shadarkai all disappear!" Neal: "How are we supposed to teabag the corpses..." ~ "I'm on a mote!" ~ Neal: "29! I am suddenly VIGILANT!" Jenling: "What did [Makaria] do? Slap you?" ~ Rachael: "That was a summon spell! What did you summon?!" Jenling: "Half the time I don't even know!!" ~ Jenling: "Look over here! You can see both of us, right!" Zach: "I don't know can I?" ~ Gersh: "And as Sally waves her hand the entire battlefield disappears like an etch-a-sketch." Neal: "Hey! I disappeared!" Everybody: *stare* Neal: "The OTHER me!" ~ Gersh: "Alright, how am I going to explain this." Neal: "Carefully" Zach: "Accurately" Rachael: "Clearly" Jenling: "Understandably" Rachael: "Precisely" Jenling: "Succinctly" Neal: "Ironically" Zach: "Sarcastically" Gato: "Indubitably!" Gersh: Organically Zach: Synthetically ~ Zach: "Instead of thinking happy thoughts, Vorandil is thinking murderous thoughts." ~ Gersh: "If we were still using XP, you'd get +5." ~ Neal: "I'm resistant to fire." Zach: *hops up onto Rupert's shoulders* ~ Jenling: "We were going to combine our knowledge of the fact that this was a trick with psychic energy" Rachael: "That sounds much more complicated than what I did." ~ Jenling: As Jemma: "That seems out of character for me..." Zach: "The 4th wall goes, 'oww..'" ~ Gersh: "Alright. Despite your best efforts, you passed that one." ~ Gersh: *exposition* Jenling: *gasp* "I can use all of my powers!" ~ Neal: "Which tentacle did you cut off? That would demoralize ME pretty quickly..." ~ Zach: "I'm uninjured!" Gersh: "A pebble hits you, you take one damage."
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