Eberron Quotes

[Palena]

9/9/09 Session:

Jeremy: "You should have let me believe it was my hammer."

Gersh: "...I'm feeling awkward now..."

Rachael: "I'm not displaying a dragonmark... That I may or may not have."
Jenling: "I am displaying a dragonmark... That I may or may not have."

Jeremy: "You have horns... Or you're horny. Depending on how I feel at the time."

Jeremy: "SONGGIRL SING US A SONG, YOU'RE THE PIANO MAN! SING US A SONG TONIGHT! CAUSE WE'RE ALL IN THE MOOD FOR A MELODY, AND YOU'VE GOT US FEELING ALL RIGHT!!!"

Sean: "I'm not aware that I'm an Invoker right now."

Jenling: "That's not really the kind of question you ask strangers."

Sean: "If I don't make this diplomacy check, I make an awkward social comment."

Jenling (to Gersh): "Ok, honestly, if you're not playing a striker, you don't get to say 'son of a bitch' for 20 damage."

Sean: "I'm available for that, if you know what I mean."
Rachael: "Oh baby, oh baby."

Jeremy: "Stop touching my figure!"

Angela: (whispering) "Can I go, can I go, can I go..."

Rachael: "We're not buying a stairway to heaven. We just bought passage on a boat. I'm on a boat!"

Zach: "You're noticing some shrinkage."

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1/27/10 Session:

Zach: "About one day into the trip back to Khorvaire, Ishbah goes up into the airship and doesn't come back."
Angela: "Awww, Azhi wanted to kill him…"

Gersh: "So...Those of you who have cloistered yourselves, which appears to be everyone, except Zhoran and Ruz, who are cloistering each other…"

Jeremy: "I'm a tiny little gnome on a giant fucking lizard!"

Gersh: "Why would Khashana not talk to me?"
Rachael: "Because you touch yourself at night."
Jenling: "I'm trying to give him alternatives!"

Gersh: "Friends don't let friends wander into the jaws of death without at least a warning."
Jenling: "Unless they're kind of annoying and run very slow."

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2/3/10 Session:

Jenling: "Changlings are the only people who can ask "Does this dress make me look fat?" and have it not be a trick question."

Jenling (to Jeremy): "You can come with us, but you have to bunk with them." *points to the gnomes*

Angela: "So many gnomes…"

Jenlings: "These guys are made with nuts and bolts, so that makes nutjob that much more literal."

Jenling: "I make a what-the-fuck? Check."
Jeremy: "Can I make a this-is-the-fuck check?"

Jenling: "My bluff is 31 for cultural differences."

Jenling: "I look closer to orgasm whenever something cursed by me dies."
Gersh: *looks at Jenling oddly*
Jenling: "What?"

Gersh: "That's 36 arcane shiny damage and 4 fire."

[Palena]

2/17/10 Session:

Gersh: "Do you have a forgotten penalty?"

Jeremy: "It didn't quite get bent enough."
Zach: "He turned the burst into cleavage."
Jeremy: "No, it's more of a heart, for Valentine's Day."

Jeremy: "Note to self: Next round, fireball the room."

Angela: "Called shot to the nuts!"

[Palena]

3/31/10

Jeremy: My readied action is an enlarged scorching burst.
Zach: Okay. Drop it like it's hot.

Rachael: I have a soft spot for gnomes.
Sean: One might say she has Gnotariety.

Jen (as Azhi): Hey look! No one can effectively stab like this! Come kill me! It'll be easy!

Gersh: Khashana, if you could misdirect one of the commanders to me on your next turn.
Rachael: I can do that.
Commander: I feel compelled to attack... *looks around, confused* Where is he?

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4/7/10

Gersh: I'm not a striker, I just play one on TV.