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Post by Zguy on Aug 29, 2009 23:54:27 GMT -5
When Kylar laughs - a puppy dies.
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Post by lordgersh on Aug 30, 2009 9:11:47 GMT -5
The challenge here is to protect the civilians...which are currently your front line defense.
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Post by lordgersh on Sept 1, 2009 16:37:56 GMT -5
As promised:
Teabagging in 4e:
Standard action, requires prone opponent, provokes... opportunity attacks. If the opportunity attack hits, the Teabagger is castrated (dazed, weakened, slowed) until he regains hitpoints equal or greater than his bloodied value without spending a healing surge. Opponent is humiliated until the end of the encounter. May be done on a corpse *shudder*
This came out of a protracted conversation in the latest scales of war game.
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Post by Zguy on Sept 1, 2009 17:26:57 GMT -5
As promised: Teabagging in 4e: Standard action, requires prone opponent, provokes... opportunity attacks. If the opportunity attack hits, the Teabagger is castrated (dazed, weakened, slowed) until he regains hitpoints equal or greater than his bloodied value without spending a healing surge. Opponent is humiliated until the end of the encounter. May be done on a corpse *shudder* Actually the Teabagger is only castrated if the opportunity attack is a critical hit. Consequently - another funny quote: Neal - "Ok. Loot the bodies, Teabag the corpses, and move on."
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Post by lordgersh on Sept 13, 2009 11:52:42 GMT -5
Someone had to post this:
Jeremy to Rachael: "YOU A BARD?? SING US A SONG!! YOU THE PIANO MAN!! SING US A SONG!! TONIGHT!! 'CUZ WE'RE ALL IN THE MOOD!! FOR A MELODY!! AND YOU'VE GOT US FEELING ALRIGHT!!!"
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Post by Palena on Sept 14, 2009 0:12:15 GMT -5
When Kylar cries - A puppy is born
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Post by Zguy on Sept 14, 2009 0:16:15 GMT -5
When the DM laughs - a player dies. ^.^
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Post by lordgersh on Oct 13, 2009 19:47:45 GMT -5
Gersh: You've broken the spirit of the crossbow with legs.
(Discussing items) Gersh: Boots Jeremy: Codpiece Gersh: Boots Jeremy: Codpiece Gersh: Boots Jeremy: Socks. Gersh: ... ... ... DONE!
(later) Gersh: How many stupid magic item slots can you come up with? Jeremy/Gersh: Earrings, Toerings, Noserings, Eyebrow Rings, Tongue Studs, Nipple Rings, Underwear, Bras/Codpieces... RFID tags.
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Post by Palena on Oct 16, 2009 12:37:17 GMT -5
Re: Summon Instrument 1st level: You summon any instrument of your choice.
If you so choose, you can upgrade it to Summon Orchestra, which has effects that vary depending on which level spell you use.
2nd level: You summon the Vienna Boys Choir. With Knives.
3rd level: You Summon an Enraged Drum Corps. Roll a d12 to determine which one.
12 - Blue Devils 11 - Carolina Crown 10 - Cadets 9 - Cavaliers 8 - Santa Clara Vanguard 7 - Bluecoats 6 - Crusaders 5 - Phantom Regiment 4 - Blue Stars 3 - Glassmen 2 - Knights 1 - STOMP!
4th level: You summon the BBD and the full Twirling Team (including Solo Twirlers), complete with a crew that will beat anyone that gets too close. Also, you receive a drum beater which is equivalent to a greatclub. You are automatically proficient with it.
5th level: You summon Hans Zimmer and the Chicago Symphony Orchestra.
6th level: You summon John Williams and the London Symphony Orchestra playing the 1812 Overture with CANNONS.
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Post by Zguy on Dec 1, 2009 0:36:53 GMT -5
I predict that 16 minutes into that song, someone is getting pwned
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Post by Palena on Feb 6, 2010 12:00:56 GMT -5
From Orbs of Kakari:
Jeremy (to Sky): Make me a stick-up-your-ass check. Add your Wisdom modifier.
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Post by Palena on Mar 26, 2010 19:48:02 GMT -5
From Orbs of Kakari:
Jeremy: Make a read your mind check. Gato: *rolls* I got- Jeremy: You fail.
From the Epic God-killing session:
Zach: I take one look at Bahamut and go "SON!"
Neal: Anyone call for a doctor? Angela: Oh, the mooncalf is back.
Zach (to Tiamat): Young lady, go to your room!
Gato: Just so you know, he can make a basic attack against you as a free action just from standing there. Like, his ugliness is slapping you in the face.
Zach: Wings? Gersh: Wings? Rachael: Wings?! Sean: Wings? Neal: *raises hand* Tardis! Gersh: He wins.
Zach: The crossbow turns sideways. Gangsta' style.
Gato: He drops his Vecna and spends a minor action to pick it up. Zach: Vecna turns to him and says, "You owe me some cheesecake."
Rachael (to Vecna): Remember me? *smites*
Gato: Vecna attacks you. Gersh: Slut. Neal: HA! Gato: You hear inside your head, "I do what I can."
Rachael: I acknowledge Sehanine. Gersh: Yeah, you acknowledge that night happens whenever you're not there.
DnD math, brought to you by Sean: "44+14=NO!"
Jen: Existentialist oranges. They contemplate their navels.
Zach (as Io): Bahamut says no? I SAY NO!
Zach: I'm a dyslexic rabbi!
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Post by treewiggle on Jun 8, 2010 20:00:44 GMT -5
this is a quote from the gamers 2 dorkness rising. perhaps the funniest line in the whole movie.
"The four Elements, like man alone, are weak. But together they form the strong fifth element...Boron"
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Post by gatocello on Jun 9, 2010 1:54:29 GMT -5
this is a quote from the gamers 2 dorkness rising. perhaps the funniest line in the whole movie. "The four Elements, like man alone, are weak. But together they form the strong fifth element...Boron" OH YES. I also loved it when the DM took over the Monk's character...and the use of the term "vile strumpet" never gets old to me.
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Post by Palena on Mar 8, 2011 9:39:55 GMT -5
On a scale from "I just died yesterday" to "My skeleton had to be stolen from a museum," when did each of you shuffle off the mortal coil?
-Gato
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