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Aug 29, 2009 23:42:48 GMT -5
Post by gatocello on Aug 29, 2009 23:42:48 GMT -5
This thread will contain the quotes that I collect over the course of the games I'm there for. If any are missing, feel free to add as you see fit.
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Aug 29, 2009 23:44:44 GMT -5
Post by gatocello on Aug 29, 2009 23:44:44 GMT -5
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Rachael: I am leaving.
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Neal: We really need to get a new guest to play [Jelissa] because it's freaking me out.
Angela: It's either Gersh or Nick.
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Jenling: You can tell this room is evil because it's symmetrical.
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Neal: She's not piggy back.
Gato: Fine. She's riding you side saddle.
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Neal: To Jelissa: Get off!
Jenling: That's what she's trying to do!
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Neal: *Clank Clank Clank*
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Re: The columns
Rachael: They don't block line of sight, don't provide cover, you can step in their square...so they're only good for pole dancing.
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Jenling: I'm good...I'm sweet!
Gato: You're Welsh!
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Nick: But he's so cute and cuddly!
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Nick: He kicks you in the groin.
Neal: *Clang*
Jenling: He has a metal codpiece.
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Jenling: I want a horde of little hobgoblin minions that I rule by fear.
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Neal: *Runs Hobgoblin through*
Gato: *glare* Kill stealer.
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Neal: I killed him. I'm sitting in his chair.
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Angela: You know, he surrendered. You shouldn't have killed him.
Neal/Rachael: So?
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Jalissa: Rupert! That's the boy! Please, rescue him for me!
Gato: Yes, Rupert! Please, rescue him for me!
Neal: *dirty look*
Rachael: *Leaves to avoid laughter*
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Angela: What kind of check does it take to undo a rope?
Gato: Thievery? Dungeoneering? Dagger?
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Gersh: The challenge here is to protect the civilians...which are currently your front line defense.
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Angela: The zombie still takes half damage.
Gersh: That might destroy him.
Angela: It's radiant.
Gersh: That WILL kill him.
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Jenling: Mine is annoying. Yours is assault and battery.
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Neal: Blind people to the back of the bus.
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Jenling: Okay. Update of the rules: Don't step on the pretty, colored tiles.
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Jenling: Andy, Update of the rules: Don't step in the glowing water.
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Jenling: She's lagging, so I think we're okay.
Gato: Must be a dial-up connection.
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Jenling: Is the gnome a named character that has to die?
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Neal: I get to play?
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Gersh: The skeleton boned his attack.
~ Gersh: It has the ability to do that. It has legs.
Rachael: You should cut OFF his legs.
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Neal: Jalissa's fine. She's asleep.
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Sept 13, 2009 10:13:25 GMT -5
Post by gatocello on Sept 13, 2009 10:13:25 GMT -5
Quotes part two. This was 5 pages on my word processor and this was only from Ch 2 Part 1. As usual, if you have any corrections, let me know.
Jenling: The Freeriders have a name! It's all marketing! ~ Zach: Orcs? Gersh: Orcs. Angela: Orcs? Gersh: Orcs. Neal: ORCS?! ~ Jenling: They were nice men. Zach: Did they touch you in naughty places? Rachael: Show us on the doll where they touched you. ~ Neal: *After reading the notice about the Orc invasion in Overlook* Sucks to be in Overlook! ~ Neal: What if we say no? Gato: Then Orcus comes down and plays patty-cake with you. ~ Gato: Summon Soda Zack: You don't know that ritual. Angela: It's a third-level ritual. Rachael: I can summon—just indirectly. Gato: Summon divine helper? Gersh: Women can summon? Gato: Guess what their divine implement is. ~ Gersh: Who has the lowest stealth check? Everyone: *points to Neal* ~ Gersh: He dies...and everyone is surprised. ~ Neal: She's debating if she wants to take off her shirt. Gato: Giggity? ~ Gersh: Well, at least [the Orcs] are aware of you now. Gato: What few of them are left... ~ Gersh: Chromatic orb...it *could* be fire. Neal: It could blow US up. ~ Gersh: If you don't kill him, the ongoing five lightning probably will. ~ Rachael: Once you kill him, you can shift one for the hell of it. Shift onto his corpse. Gato: To teabag him? Gersh: Teabagging is a standard action. Neal: Is that against will? Gersh: No. Reflex. You have combat advantage against a prone enemy. ~
Gersh: *describing Overlook for the first time* ...There are people of all races, genders— Gato: All five of them. Zack: Three, sir. ~ Rachael: Basically, hold onto your purses. Gersh: Because you are all easily tagged as adventurers. Gato: “Oh, look. Walking bags of money.” ~ Neal: I'm, as usual, right behind the Tiefling. Gato: Giggity. ~ Zack: Rupert is strangely aroused. ~ Neal: Fixing up the rooms?! What are you, traveling with a bunch of gay paladins or something? ~ Neal: There was a ferry? Gato: Yes. He's over there. *points to Madrick* Rachael: I forgot. ~ Jenling: I no longer hate Meghan for no reason. ~ Neal: Is it just me or is there something between Meghan and What's His Name...Too Tall? Gato: Yes. His name is Madrick. ~ Neal: Why does everyone think I need a babysitter? Rachael: Do you really want me to answer that? ~ Gato: It's a very mellow place, that High Hall. ~ Gersh: Have a care in Trade Town. You can enter with a full purse and leave with nothing but a pail of beans. Neal: Tasty beans? Gersh: No. ~ Neal: I met a Deva once. He was strangely dressed. ~ Gato: Jenling, you keep [haggling] like that, you're gonna have to multiclass Jew. ~ Gersh: There's an Astralbucks on the corner. ~ Jenling: I want to follow her. Maybe she knows me! ~ Rachael: There are perfectly good reasons not to go to the Grey Tower. Jenling: None of which you have told me, so I really want to go! ~ Neal: Well, if YOU'RE drinking... ~
Neal: She was attractive...and then she started talking. Zach: There's always the silence ritual... ~ Neal: Is it too early for lunch? Jenling: Then we'll NEVER get to the Grey Tower! Rachael: Lunch sounds GREAT! ~ Neal: I'm still waiting for her to tell me who she is. Rachael: She's a drow. Neal: Not WHAT she is. WHO she is. Rachael: I'm drunk. ~ Gersh: This is what your average drow looks like: White hair, black skin— Jenling: Big boobs... ~ Neal: Rupert is not amused. Gersh: Rupert is ALWAYS amused. ~ Neal: You might want to slow down a touch. Rachael: Why? Neal: I don't want to have to carry you back to the Inn. Zack: Are you calling her fat? ~ Waitress: *to Angela* I hadn't seen you here before. Neal: Neither had we. ~ Jenling: We had heard of a Makaria in Brindol. What had you heard about her? Rachael: I think I'm going to be sick. ~ Zack: What brought you to the Inn? Angela: Just passing through... Zack: Passing through an Inn?! ~ Jenling: How are you at looking for secret doors? Angela: I have a knack for spotting those sorts of things. Jenling: Well, spot! ~ Answering Machine Zombie: The master is not in right now. If you would like to leave a corpse, a gold payment will be delivered to you by bat when the master returns. ~ Answering Machine Zombie: Please leave a message after the “Brains.” Brains. ~ Jenling: The neutral one feels neutral. Gato: How surprising. ~ Neal: You all might want to leave before you get yourselves dead. ~
Neal: This is your basic Mexican Standoff. Gato: Or, as they call it in Mexico, a Standoff. ~ Angela: Trust me. Where I come from, the mages are scarier. Neal: Four year olds are scarier where you come from! ~ Elder: I don't see need for Brandy and words. Rachael: *snaps* ~ Gersh: He finishes and then walks off the platform. Everybody else: “Aaaahhhh!” ~ Gersh: I need a stealth check from everyone. Jenling: 10 Angela: 29 Rachael: 18 Zack: 18 Neal: ...-3 ~ Neal: You can probably just laugh at us. [Re: Rupert and Makaria having a drinking contest] Gato: Lord knows we do already. ~ Zack: When Kylar laughs, a puppy dies. ~ Neal: And if the Tiefling didn't want me to do it, she'd let me know. ~ Rachael: It goes: Hostile, Unfriendly, Neutral, Friendly, Honored, Revered, Exalted. You have to get to exalted before Makaria will sleep with you. ~ Zack: Are the skeletons difficult terrain? Gato: No. It's morbid terrain. ~ Gersh: It's a Witch Doctor. Neal: And she told me what to do. Gato: She said that Everybody: Ooh Eee. Oooh Aah Aah. Ting tang. Walla walla bing bang. ~ Gato: God damn it, Jim. I'm a controller. Not a doctor. ~ Angela: I have no strength! ~ Neal: *Mid battle* Makaria and I are eating M&Ms. ~ Angela: Were the guys with crossbows supposed to be one-shotable? Gersh: No. ~ Gersh: What's it do? Angela: Damage. ~ Zack: You don't want to shift. Neal: But I want to laugh at him! ~ Neal/Rachael: Teabagging is a standard action and invokes an opportunity attack. ~ Jenling: I'm going to whackity whack whack...ouch. ~ Zack: I killed his witch bitch. ~ Zack: *to Neal* Get over here and touch me! Rachael: Awkward~! ~ Gersh: Gato, that's really disturbing. Neal: It makes your nose even bigger! ~ Neal: Check the bodies, Teabag the corpses, and MOVE ON. ~ Gersh: It was a transvestite witch doctor. ~ Neal: [The paper towels] are dry... Gersh: So go into my bathroom and WET them. ~
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Sept 13, 2009 10:44:09 GMT -5
Post by gatocello on Sept 13, 2009 10:44:09 GMT -5
Gersh: And then you went to the High Hall. Rachael: Where we spent an hour trying to figure out a name. Jenling: Because you tried to kill me when I suggested Sally's Raiders. Rachael: Because it sounded too much like Hogan's Heroes! ~ Jen: Oh, how fearsome! I'm a'feared! ~ Zack: Rupert sees a cave! ~ Gersh: Alright, Zack. Lay the smackdown! Zack: I'm an invoker. I don't have a smackdown. Jenling: Fine. Then slapdown! ~ Gato: You're killing me, Gersh. Literally. Rachael: That's the idea. ~ Zade: I am the lascht paladin of the Monaschtery of the Schundered Chain... Rachael: WE HAVE ANOTHER DEFENDER! ~ Jen: And this is Makaria in the country and Aleiks in town. Zade: It'sch a pleasure to meet you Makaria In The Country and Aleiksch In Town. ~ Zade: The dark elf schpeaksch schensch. ~ Zade: I go over and say the burial rites over my fallen comrades. Gersh: I know where you could find a funeral pyre! ~ Zade: I'm only worth 30 XP? Gersh: 30 XP a PIECE. Zade: That'sch a pittansche! ~ Jenling: You're rude, but I can trust your motivations and that you won't kill me in my sleep. ~ Angela: Tough battle today. Rachael: Yep. Gersh: I can sense this getting awkward quickly. ~ Angela: Why do you stay with this party? The paladin? Rachael: *FAIL* NO... ~ Jenling: Makaria and I try not to seem pissy for agreeing with each other. ~ Zack: Rupert is outdoors. ~ Rachael: Ragged. Like...Ragged. ~ Zack: Kylar faceplants all the way to the bottom. ~
Gersh: Rupert, crit fail against your reflex. Zack: Miss! ~ Gersh: You've broken the spirit of the crossbow with legs. ~ Gato: Imagine that. A Tiefling doing something! Rachael: Nice try. Tieflings actually DO do things. Zack: With Paladins. Rachael: I'm not even TOUCHING that one. Gato: But you do all the time! ~ Angela: Is he alive? Gersh: I don't know yet! ~ Rachael: Save me, Rupert~! Save me~! ~ Jenling: I set the ground on fire. OOOH...but I'm being sneaky so I'm okay. ~ Zack: I'm crying on the inside. Does that make you feel better? Gersh: Yes, actually. It does. Zack: Well, I'm not, so too bad. ~ Rachael: When Kylar cries, a puppy is born.
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Sept 13, 2009 10:44:26 GMT -5
Post by gatocello on Sept 13, 2009 10:44:26 GMT -5
Holy socks. I'm caught up!
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Sept 14, 2009 17:41:36 GMT -5
Post by Jenling on Sept 14, 2009 17:41:36 GMT -5
Darn.
*snicker*
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Sept 14, 2009 22:09:57 GMT -5
Post by gatocello on Sept 14, 2009 22:09:57 GMT -5
I don't know how to take that pun, but it certainly feels like the agony of da-feet.
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Oct 19, 2009 21:27:35 GMT -5
Post by apurk on Oct 19, 2009 21:27:35 GMT -5
Nick: I have a gift to bestow upon you, take a knee. Neal: I grab Makaria's knee Gersh: *walks back in* Wait, what?!? ~ Rachael: So, what's your name? Nick: Shut up, I will not speak to you. ~ Jenling: So, do you take him back to the table, or do you stand there and stare at your feet? Neal: I stare at his feet 'cause I'm an extrovert. ~ Nick:(to Rupert) You are now known as the *reads* Babyeater... oh wait, that's for the other guy. You are now known as the Orcdestroyer. ~ Nick:(to old man) I give him a pamphlet on the church of Kord.
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Dec 6, 2009 15:07:10 GMT -5
Post by lordgersh on Dec 6, 2009 15:07:10 GMT -5
Jenling: I want to know who dunked my head in cold water. Rachael: I cast Misdirected Mark: He did it!
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