A Demon's Wager Quotes

[Palena]

Jeremy: I pull out my trash can and my cleaver.

Jeremy: Aw, damnit... I don't have paint thinner.

Rachael: How can you not like dogs?
Gersh: I had a bad experience.
Rachael: Would you like to talk about it?

Jeremy: Physics... Doesn't... Work!

Jen: Have some pie, Stu!
Gersh: Are you sure it's safe? I mean, last time I ate something off a tree, well...
Jen: You shouldn't do stupid things when you're drunk. Have some pie!

Sean: It's a lemon boomerang pie.
Gersh: Oh, I so want to hurt you right now.

Rachael: I drink some wine.
Sean: Roll an Endurance check.
Rachael: I rolled a 10, but I'm Russian!
Sean: You think that you've had better swill than this.

Gersh: I've decided to just embrace the madness. I've got a sandwich, a bottle of wine, and every time I cuss, something *bleeping* explodes!

Jen: What's the adult conspiracy?
Sean: It's part of the magic of the land. It keeps children innocent.
Jen: But I don't want to be innocent!

Jen: Ladies, from here on out, we know that if the men annoy us, we can flash them.

Jen: You consume excrement and do inappropriate things to your mother!

Gersh: My career as a barbarian is not starting well.

Jen: Stu!
Gersh: Boobies...

Gersh: Yeah, baby. Get between my wings.

Sean: Well, aren't you a pretty little gnome!
Jen: I'm a grown-up.
Sean: You can keep thinking that for now.

Gersh: I'll go looking for Anya... She drinks with me.

[Palena]

Rachael: How do you have half a wife?
Sean: She married the Good Magician after she died; it's a long story.

Gersh: Look, boobs! Aah! Paralyzed!

Gersh: Out of character, I'm laughing. Jeremy's from the land of engineering.

Sean: Mirror, mirror in my hand...
uh, sorry guys, I'm rhyming on the fly.
Zach: Because he's that kind of guy.
Gersh: I hope it doesn't make you die.
Zach: Oh my, oh my.
Rachael: Stop it!
Gersh: Why?

Jen: Wait... So you have the power to push goblins away in symmetrical pattersn? Anal-retentive much?

Rachael: I aim my hands at Myles first and then move the othe goblin over there.
Sean: She looks like a weird pseudopod with one extension going upward.
Jen: That one looks like a rabbit!

Gersh: How did my-? ...Pants.

Jeremy: Shrinkage can happen after changing from dragon form.
Zach: Side effects are...

[Palena]

10/25/10 session:

Gersh: I miss my sanity.
Zach: You failed your roll?
Jeremy: A LONG time ago...

Rachael: *sadly* I don't like being a cloud.

Jeremy: I'm not ACTUALLY shooting Gersh in the face.

Jeremy: No singing and die-rolling at the same time unless you're a bard.

Zach: "That might hurt," I say as you're sprayed with acid, and I artfully dodge it.

Zach: I can't read 4e. What's this?

Zach: Oh! Speaks With Ceilings did something!

Sean: The ant got Ball'd by the grandmother.
Jeremy: She's ballin'.

Gersh: Instant Molotov Cocktail, just add me.

[Palena]

Gersh: Let's see... You've gotten four death stares from Rachael and I've gotten 2...
Rachael: *glares*
Gersh: ... Now three!

Gersh: I"m desperate!
Sean: I'm sure you are.

Jeremy: I'm goign to attack the d4 with my magic weapon.
Sean: That's Angela.
Jeremy: Damnit!

Gersh: Wait a minute, am I still a woman?
Sean: Would you like to be?

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Gersh: Look, boobs! See you guys!

Jeremy: Do any of the students look astute, seem to be paying attention, and are not Asian?

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Gersh: Does she look hostile? Did you get her number?

Gersh: I got high!

Gersh: So your name is Silent; obviously Head of Public Relations.

Gersh: Torture him.
Zach: Yes! Torture me greatly!
...
Gersh: I have 5 words for you: You brought this on yourself.

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Gersh: Oh shit, they're hot. This is going to be a disaster.

Jeremy: Oh God, they're of the Keebler variety!

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Gersh: I don't know what the rest of you are doing, but I"m going back to the people who have brains.

Jeremy: You are no longer allowed to drink.
Rachael: But I'm Russian!

Sean: Roll opposing Arcana checks.
Rachael: I crit.
Jeremy: So did I.
Rachael: When the unstoppable force meets the immovable object...

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Jeremy: Ha, Stu! I got laid before you!

Jeremy: Hey, guys! There's something in my bunk and it's not a beautiful elf!
Rachael: You hear in your head: "Karma's a bitch, ain't it?"

Jeremy: Could you purify me? I feel like I need a shower.

Rachael: In other words, the gargoyle is being wildly helpful. 'I can spit water! Wanna see?"

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Rachael: Can I count the spong as an attack?

Rachael: We heard you liked fur, so we got you a pelt so you can wear wolf while you werewolf!

Sean: I frequently break the 4th wall.
Rachael: Actually, you tend to break the 5th wall because the 4th wall is already on the ground and crying.

Rachael: I can kill you with my mind.

Jeremy: What kind of sandwich is it?
Sean: A club sandwich. It's punched him in the face five times. each was more delicious than the last.

Zach: I think you just broke Rachael!

Jeremy: I'm going to try to hack the tree.
Gersh: Hack the tree?! When I hack a tree, I use an axe!